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Sigh
I just received the following IM on JDate. His name has been redacted to protect the stupid:
Him: I want to see you naked.
Now, just out of curiosity, what exactly was I supposed to do with that? Even if he was the most gorgeous thing to have ever walked the earth, did he really think I was going to get naked for him?
Sometimes, being on JDate is totally mind boggling. So far I've gotten a 25 year old who said he only dates older girls (weep) because he's "more on their level," a bi-sexual dude, and one who offered to "orally pleasure" me. Thankfully I've had a couple of good dates. Otherwise I'd probably go postal.
Him: I want to see you naked.
Now, just out of curiosity, what exactly was I supposed to do with that? Even if he was the most gorgeous thing to have ever walked the earth, did he really think I was going to get naked for him?
Sometimes, being on JDate is totally mind boggling. So far I've gotten a 25 year old who said he only dates older girls (weep) because he's "more on their level," a bi-sexual dude, and one who offered to "orally pleasure" me. Thankfully I've had a couple of good dates. Otherwise I'd probably go postal.
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