In Response to Tonight's State of the Union Address

Sign that the End is Near

"Meet the Spartans" was the number one movie in the country this weekend.

I have no words.

"Taco or Hot Dog?"

And the answer is....




...and I am very happy.

I Watch TV

And now, the latest installment of "I Watch TV!"

My latest find is the absolutely insane "Tim and Eric, Awesome Show, Great Job!" There's not really a great way to describe it other than total weirdness. Tim and Eric are clearly influenced by Python and Mr. Show (as evidenced by Bob Odenkirk's constant presence and the appearance from time to time of David Cross). They've created a slightly creepy and occasionally off-putting world where people who would normally only be found on public access live amongst the likes of Jeff Goldblum. My particular favorites include Jan and Wayne Skylar (the Only Married News Team) and everyone on the Uncle Muscles Show (as played by Weird Al), especially Casey and His Brother. "Tim and Eric" is definitely not for everyone, which is probably why I can't stop watching.

Here are two of my favorite moments from recent episodes. And of course neither features Tim or Eric.

Leggy Leggy Leggy Leggy

The most played song on my Ipod, courtesy of Robyn's mix.

The More You Know!

I was just out walking Milo, and I decided to head up to the Mud Truck and grab a cup of coffee while I was out. As we made our way back home, I was suddenly stopped by an old woman who said, "Miss, can I just say one thing to you?" Automatically I assumed she was going to start in about something regarding Milo, maybe that people around her building don't clean up after their dogs, or something to that effect. Instead, she informs me that I should NEVER walk and drink liquids at the same time. Apparently, this causes hypertension and diabetes. She then attempted to make an analogy regarding walking and drinking and diving into a swimming pool, but sadly (and unsurprisingly), it made little to no sense. However, you'll be thrilled to know that eating and walking is just fine! So I did what I always do when coming across a crazy person. I smiled, told her I'd take her advice into consideration, and hurried away, as she continued muttering to herself about how rich the hospitals were getting off of people like me.

Swingin' Hoff

This picture has been bringing me joy all week.






Go to http://www.coedmagazine.com/entertainment/4344 for more Hoff related goodness.

Happy New Year, Y'all!