Wednesday, December 26, 2007

For Jennifer-Lynn

Because you insisted I update my blog, this is for you.



Thursday, December 6, 2007

Because I am 12....


...I saw this and laughed. And then bought it for Alanna for Christmas.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Sigh

I just received the following IM on JDate. His name has been redacted to protect the stupid:

Him: I want to see you naked.

Now, just out of curiosity, what exactly was I supposed to do with that? Even if he was the most gorgeous thing to have ever walked the earth, did he really think I was going to get naked for him?

Sometimes, being on JDate is totally mind boggling. So far I've gotten a 25 year old who said he only dates older girls (weep) because he's "more on their level," a bi-sexual dude, and one who offered to "orally pleasure" me. Thankfully I've had a couple of good dates. Otherwise I'd probably go postal.