...I am watching the Jackass 24 Takeover on MTV, how did you know? Is it because I'm actually a 12 year old boy who finds this shit utterly hilarious? Yeah, that's probably it.
Speaking of Jackasses (and not the hilarious variety)....
Last night I went out to see the band Tandy play at Lakeside Lounge over in Alphabet City. I was mostly going to see my darling Abe, who along with the lovely Nicole has abandonded the rest of the Small Wigs and moved out to LA. I got there early to have drinks with my Lovah Matt. (Side note. Everytime I see my BMG friends I have the best time. I've known these people for maybe seven years and all of them have been some of the most consistent and loyal friends. I love them like crazy). I stayed for a few songs-Tandy is excellent, and I highly recommend checking out their stuff. As I was walking out I caught sight of a familiar face. It took me a second to realize it was Brian. I haven't seen him since I moved out. Watching him recognize me was truly a fascinating thing. Several emotions crossed his face-first recognition, then anger, then a slight hint of sadness and finally something that resembled terror, as if I was actually going to confront him. I did no such thing. I walked right past, leaving him to wonder. And I got this weird rush from ignoring him too. He doesn't even deserve me fighting with him.
And with that, back to watching Johnny Knoxville Nair one of the other Jackass guys' head.
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
My Best Friend
Either Jen's hormones are out of control or she's smoking crack. Or perhaps it's a combination of both. To wit:
I was staring at the map of the NY subway system on my wall.
Have you ever noticed that NY looks like the male genitalia? Manhattan is the flaccid penis, with Queens and Brooklyn the testicles. I guess that would make Staten Island the ejaculate.
I was staring at the map of the NY subway system on my wall.
Have you ever noticed that NY looks like the male genitalia? Manhattan is the flaccid penis, with Queens and Brooklyn the testicles. I guess that would make Staten Island the ejaculate.
Monday, February 18, 2008
I Think I've Just Met "The One!"
Recieved from Jdate only moments ago. I think he's the man of my dreams!
Hi How are you today? I just love bouth youre picture and Youre profile.
I like to go out to dinner and to the movie's. I like to travel and I like to lisen to all types of music. I wood just love to hear from you. Email me.
Jonathan
I think it's time to find a new dating site, don't you?
Hi How are you today? I just love bouth youre picture and Youre profile.
I like to go out to dinner and to the movie's. I like to travel and I like to lisen to all types of music. I wood just love to hear from you. Email me.
Jonathan
I think it's time to find a new dating site, don't you?
Friday, February 8, 2008
Stalking the WGA Picket Line, Part Two
The Writers Guild was striking outside the Time Warner Center again. I just watched the following people walk around in circles:
Seth Meyers (looking insanely hot with a strike beard)
Rachel Dratch (cuter in person)
Michael Moore (fatter in person)
David Chase (creator of The Sopranos, 'nuff said)
Judah Friedlander (maybe he's stalking me)
and...
TINA FEY
I am officially in love with her. It's bad. I would have her babies if she asked. I told Kim that I might write her in on the Presidential ballot. Then I contemplated kidnapping her. I think I would have gotten trouble for that, though.
Seth Meyers (looking insanely hot with a strike beard)
Rachel Dratch (cuter in person)
Michael Moore (fatter in person)
David Chase (creator of The Sopranos, 'nuff said)
Judah Friedlander (maybe he's stalking me)
and...
TINA FEY
I am officially in love with her. It's bad. I would have her babies if she asked. I told Kim that I might write her in on the Presidential ballot. Then I contemplated kidnapping her. I think I would have gotten trouble for that, though.
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