Either Jen's hormones are out of control or she's smoking crack. Or perhaps it's a combination of both. To wit:
I was staring at the map of the NY subway system on my wall.
Have you ever noticed that NY looks like the male genitalia? Manhattan is the flaccid penis, with Queens and Brooklyn the testicles. I guess that would make Staten Island the ejaculate.
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You laugh, but I'm telling you, look at it from a distance of 5-6 feet. You'll see...
my home is one descended testicle.
sad, but true.
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